3 Vintage-Style Swimsuits That Show Your Truest Self, and Also Hide Your Naked Body, But It’s Not About That

Seafolly Boyleg One-Piece (Anthropology, $148)

Have you been looking for a little black dress that you can wear in the water? This sexy one piece will have you saying, “Tell me about it, stud”, right before you quickly wade in to the ocean so no one sees your body for too long. The little shorts will stop anyone from seeing your butt, which you’re not crazy about right now! BLACK IS SLIMMING! JUST ASK AUDREY!!! BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT THAT!!!