Author Archives for Meredith Dietz

Here’s How Many Kegels It Took for My Pelvis to Achieve Sodastream Functionality

Dad White-Knuckles Small Talk Waiting for It to Organically Turn to Civil War Trivia

Underwear Honorably Discharged

Diva Cup Introduces Diva Chalice for Only the Most Worthy of Periods

Customer Gives Small, Satisfied Nod Upon Seeing Barista’s Interpretation of ‘Just a Little’ Milk

‘What’s The Name Of That Guy, The One From That Thing?’ Mom Asks About Your Father

How to Stop Saying ‘Does That Make Sense’ After Speaking in Wingdings

Valentine’s Day Shown to Increase Risk of Taste Testing Marinara Sauce Off Oversized Wooden Spoon

YouTube Algorithm Under Impression That Workout Video More Than One-time Thing

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Too Tired to Pee, Too Full of Piss to Sleep

Man Trusts No One Except Everyone on Reddit

‘I Swear He Looks Better In Person’ Says Friend Showing You Blurry Photo of Bigfoot

Father Figure? Girlfriend Says She’s Gonna Bring the Car Around

woman at dentist

Okay! Dentist Gets a Little Playful While Snapping on Gloves

Uh Oh! I Told My Friends I Didn’t Want Kids and They All Looked Relieved

‘I Think He’s The One,’ Says Friend About To Set Romantic Timeline Back Three Years

How to Refocus Conversations With Your Boss Back to the #FreeBritney Movement

Why I Stopped Saying ‘Sorry’ and Started Tap Dancing Like Mad