Author Archives for Meredith Dietz

Success! Majority of Woman’s Email Just an Apology for the Delay

Trash in Trash Can, Recycling in Recycling Bin, Cardboard in Fucked Up Cardboard Spot

True Crime Obsessed? This Woman Went on a Walk

‘This Is My Hyperfixation,’ Says Friend Describing Pretty Standard Hobby

Couple in Honeymoon Phase Grows Weak From Constantly Carrying Each Other Through Doorways Like That

How I Queered My Workout by Not Doing Any of the Moves Right

Confused Hair Stylist Asks for Photo Reference of a Stylist Cutting Hair

‘I Always Thought He Was Ugly,’ Says Friend Not Waiting for the Breakup

Adding Exclamation Point to Password Brings Much-Needed Levity to Dead Dog’s Name

Server Leaves Note on Napkin Confirming You’re Her Favorite Customer

‘I Love All My Children Equally,’ Says Least Favorite Parent

Woman Refuses to Throw Out Old Makeup Just in Case She Needs Eye Infection One Day

‘Girls Are Just More Dramatic,’ Says Dad Who Sneezes Like That

Here’s How Many Kegels It Took for My Pelvis to Achieve Sodastream Functionality

Dad White-Knuckles Small Talk Waiting for It to Organically Turn to Civil War Trivia

Underwear Honorably Discharged

Diva Cup Introduces Diva Chalice for Only the Most Worthy of Periods

Customer Gives Small, Satisfied Nod Upon Seeing Barista’s Interpretation of ‘Just a Little’ Milk

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