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Author Archives for Madeline Goetz
Uh Oh! Canceling Therapy Session Feels Better Than Therapy
Woman Whose Social Battery Ran Out Gracefully Transitions to Conversation Spectator
Woman Would Do Anything for Health Benefits of Cold Shower Besides Take Cold Shower
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‘Love You Like a Sister,’ Says Woman Who Used to Bite Her Sister
Woman Who Likes to Sit and Stare Into Space Rebrands as a Birder
Woman Who Normally Shops Online Abandons Full Cart in Store
Woman Sends Friend Obligatory ‘Sorry!’ Text After Hanging Out
Wow! Mysterious Woman Just Super Unreliable Friend
How to Have a Ménage à Trois by Spending Decades Mastering a Professional Sport
Woman With Airpods Doesn’t Remember What World Actually Sounds Like
Every Square Inch of Woman’s Home Has Tiny Little Dish
Bar Supports the Sober Community by Offering $16 Non-Alcoholic Drinks
Jealous? This Dog Gets to Be Sedated While Having His Teeth Cleaned
How to Get His Attention by Wearing All of Your Youth Sports Medals
Lucky Girl Syndrome? This Woman Cry Cry Cries in Her Lonely Heart
4 Goldendoodles You Could Probably Bum a Prozac Off
Woman Tears Up Hardwood Floors to Find Gorgeous Carpet Underneath
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