Author Archives for Madeline Goetz

Woman Who Just Turned 30 Greeted With Inaugural Lands’ End Catalogue in Mailbox

I LIVED IT: The Color Analysis Quiz Told Me I Was a Soft Nuclear Winter

Bold! Woman’s Work Mug Just Says ‘Cunt’

QUIZ: Are You a Slow Eater or Did You Just Not Shut the Fuck up at Dinner?

Devastating! Concert Wristband Put on Poorly

Aw! Woman Can’t Do Anything Unless It’s Been Gamified

Woman Still Thinks Height of Luxury Being Fanned by Big Leaf

‘I Could Totally Do Survivor,’ Says Woman Who Can Barely Do Sand

American Girl Releases New Doll With Gen Z Stare

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Ugh! Billionaire Doesn’t Even Have Decency to Have Good Style

I LIVED IT: I Got Invested in a Reality TV Show and Now I Have One-Sided Beef With 10 Guys

Ugh! Big Baggy T-Shirt Not Big and Baggy Enough to Be Chic

Yikes! Friend You Just Complained to for an Hour Experiencing Life-Altering Tragedy

How to Rock a Paisley Bandana Even Though You’ve Never Toiled the Land

Performative Male? Man Using Typewriter on Roof of Goddamn House

Ugh! Most Annoying Friend Wants to Join Your Hypothetical Commune

How to Have Self-Confidence Even Though You Were Never Scouted at Abercrombie & Fitch

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