Author Archives for Lisa Zheutlin

REPORT: Towel in Bathroom at Apartment Party Deemed Biohazard

Hydrafacial? This Woman Keeps Getting Spit on in Casual Conversation

Resourceful! Woman Out of Olive Oil Uses Keyboard Grease Instead

5 Fingerless Gloves Perfect for Masturbating All Winter

Woman Celebrating 4/20 by Doing the Same Thing She Does Every Day

Score! Woman Can Blame Crying in Public on Seasonal Allergies Again

Catfish? Man in Newsboy Cap Doesn’t Have Any Newspapers

How to Make Sure You Pick the Dildo at the White Elephant

Jealous? Crying Baby Is Passionate About Something

Why I’m Naming My Child Stacy To Ensure ‘Stacy’s Mom’ Is About Me

The Student Has Become the Teacher! The Guy From My Octopus Teacher Is Now an Octopus

Wow! This Woman Drew on Freckles So Real That Her Dermatologist Biopsied One