Author Archives for Kevin Burke

Woman Loses All Purpose in Life After Finishing Her Show

Movie Theater Releases Popcorn Bucket in Shape of Ryan Gosling

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Supreme Court Rules Red States Can Redraw Confederacy Back Onto Map

Weed Gummy Has Woman Hungry for More Gummies

Woman in Need of Surgery Doesn’t Know if She’s Strong Enough to Not Eat for Two Hours

Modern Gatsby? Woman Barely Got to See Friend at Party

Study Finds 80% of Women Only Want to Meet Friend’s New Boyfriend Once

Charming Man Doesn’t Say Anything at All

J.D. Vance Launches Invasion of Trump’s Personal Space

Wow! Woman’s Morning Run Never Fails to Ruin Rest of Day

Woman Uncomfortable at Every Temperature That’s Not 52 Degrees

Woman Who Skipped Ad Still Has Six More Ads to Go

Woman’s Sense of Self Still Heavily Tied to Being Fastest Kid in Third Grade Class

Oh No! Friend Said Something Dumb but Not in a Fun Way

Tall Stack of Clothes Reaches Skyscraper Status

Woman Hesitant to Decorate Apartment if She Just Going to Move Out in Eight Years

Poodle Has Clearly Gotten Work Done

‘I’m Sorry for the Way I Treated You,’ Says Mom in Noticeably Unrealistic Dream

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