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Person on LinkedIn Wondering if You Could Fix Their Whole Life for Them
University Working Hard to Ensure Columbia Will Never Be Known as a Safety School
‘You Know Who You Look Like?’ Says Soon-to-Be Enemy
Embarrassing! Woman Thinks Her Dreams Will Come True With a Little Hard Work
Woman Knows She Could Just Fuck Up a Spelling Bee Right Now
Kim Kardashian Releases Diss Swimwear Collection in Response to Taylor Swift’s New Song
Oh No! Book You Wanted to Read Has Cover With Ugly Font
Dormant Finsta From 2015 Now a Relic of a Bygone Era When Woman Was Fun
Woman Goes Blind After Looking Boss Directly in the Eyes for Too Long
Woman Can’t Believe How Young and Foolish She Used to Be Six Months Ago
Roommate Leaves Entire Hair Extension on Wall of Shower
Woman Just Wants Somebody Who Has All the Same Opinions About Movies
Couple With Twelve Baby Name Books Settles on ‘John’
‘This Is Just Like The Sopranos,’ Says Woman After Going to Therapy and Also Committing Crimes
The Grammys Announce Taylor Swift’s Next Album Already Winner of 2025 Album of the Year
Woman Just Happy for the Opportunity to Partake in Company’s Dehumanizing Interview Process
Betrayal? Person You’ve Never Actually Met Just Unfollowed You
‘Let’s Make a Pros and Cons List,’ Says Parent About Thing You Already Said ‘No’ To
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