Author Archives for Jeanne Goshe

Woman Not Interested in Working but Very Interested in Buying Stuff

Unlikely Animal Pals! These Two Dogs Are Friends Even Though One of Them Has an Android Phone

Cat Not as Food Motivated as Owner

This Woman’s Eyebrows Are Neither Sisters Nor Twins, But Good Work Friends

This Woman Stopped Talking Shit by Giving Herself a Kong Full of Peanut Butter

Oh No! Therapist Is Using Therapy Speak to Give Me Therapy

This Man Gave Up Single-Use Plastics Because They Don’t Feel as Good on His Dick

How to Do the Perfect Cat Eye with Just the Right Amount of Crusties

Jealous? This Dog Has Better Health Insurance Than You Do

Dad Asks if You’re Saving for Retirement as if You Don’t Buy Paper Towels One Roll at a Time

REPORT: AirPods Are Under Cat

How to Fix Your Posture by Gazing up at the Heavens and Cursing God

Man Offended You Didn’t Thank Him for That Thing You Didn’t Want Him to Do

Woman Who Can’t Keep a Plant Alive Very Good at Growing Little Nipple Hairs

Squid Game Costumes That White People Will Be Apologizing for on November 1st

What Your Signature Drink Says About You When You’re Not Around

Sad! This Redhead Isn’t Even a Chess Prodigy

Cat With Crossed Paws Thinks She’s a Fancy Little Lady, Now Doesn’t She?