Author Archives for Darren Incorvaia

How to Flirt by Telling Him How Well You Swallow Spiders in Your Sleep

How to Get Into Rock Climbing Even Though Your Supple Hands Were Meant for Nothing More Than Gentle Caresses

How to Show Him You Care by Bringing Him Small Dead Mammals You’ve Killed

Woman Enters Witness Protection Program After Friend Sees Inside of AirPod Case

Poet in the Making: This Woman Is Really Sad but Can’t Sing

Gross: This Bowl Is All Weird and Flat

More Money More Problems? This Woman Is Choking on a Nickel

What to Do When You Walk in on Your Shaving Boyfriend Indulging a Brief Moment of a Hitler Mustache

How to Cope With the Power of Being Able to Google ‘Giant Earthworms’ at Any Time