Tag Archive: I Lived It

I LIVED IT: I Got Hit by a Car Because I Was Watching the Tom Holland ‘Umbrella’ Lip-Sync Battle

I LIVED IT: I Called My Boss ‘The Big Cheese’

I LIVED IT: I Turned on a Garbage Disposal Thinking It Was a Light Switch

I Thought of a Better Instagram Caption After Someone Had Already Liked My Post

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Started Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of His Head

His Dick Was So Hard I Chipped a Tooth On It

Reductress - Crying White Woman

I Have Already Thrown Back All of My Memories

I Fucked Him Just To Get Those Cargo Shorts Off

We Were All Ready To Go And Then Michelle Had to Pee

I’ve Faked Every Laugh I’ve Ever Had

White Woman Speaks

I Waved To Someone Who Wasn’t Waving To Me

Smokey Eyes - Reductress

My Smoky Eyes Turned Out to Be Glaucoma

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I Was an Unpaid Intern to My Three Children for 18 Years

I Shot Someone

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The Girl I Babysat Is Now A Grown-up