Photographic Record of Woman’s Fat Years Disappears
Friends have observed that the “before” photos that once dotted the walls of Stone’s modest ranch house have mysteriously disappeared.
SLIDESHOW: This Summer’s Hottest Froyo Spoons
Things are heating up, and you know what that means…it’s froyo season! Check out this summer’s hottest spoons to showcase your individuality during your favorite meal.
Woman Admits to Knowing Nothing about Moon, In Spite of Being a Woman
Gabby Thompson’s Baltimore accounting office was sent reeling this week when they learned that she, despite being a womb-owning, breast-possessing,...
‘Sponsored’ Birthday Parties Popular Among NYC Children
According to mommy blog Upper West Nests, the hot new trend among affluent New York children is ‘sponsored’ birthday parties....
Racist, Door-Opening Snake Loses Credibility Among Fans
Remember Julius, the albino Burmese python that garnered Internet fame for his ability to open doors? Well Julius isn’t quite...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Accidentally Tweets Picture of Mole
Former Secretary of State and rumored presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton offered a formal apology Friday after accidentally tweeting a close-up...
L’Amatueriste: Silk Scarves, Stevie Nicks, and Other Musings
“I was not going to be a stupid girl singer. I was going to be way more than that.”...
6 Tricks for Getting an Ugly Friend out of Group Photos
Whether your friend is newly ugly or has always been ugly, here are some tips that will keep you looking popular and maintain your “hot girl” image.
Jay Crew Exclusive: Rupert Murdoch Discusses his Divorce
Reductress’ notorious gossip columnist Jay Crew gets the filthiest gossip from the trashiest celebs.
WHAT A F#$*ING WEEK WITH JAY CREW: ISSUE 5
Every week our resident gay, Jay Crew, guides you through what’s IN and what’s OUT in culture.
Baby North West Already Struggling to Get Back Down to Her Birth Weight
Kimye’s latest creation has admitted to paparazzi that she has “really let herself go.”
Woman Seizes the Day; Leaves Baby in Car for 14 Hours
Jennifer Kearns seized the day and threw caution to the wind, taking chances and facing her fears while leaving her two-year-old son in the back of her car for over 14 hours.
Scientists Discover “Adorably Clumsy” Gene
“Around the age of twenty-seven, carriers of ACK1 express symptoms of extremely adorable clumsiness.”