Tips on Perfecting Your Meet Cute

When looking for Mr. Right, it’s not enough to simply meet him. You have to ‘meet cute’ him. It’s statistical fact that relationships last longer and are happier if the couple has met in an adorably quirky way. Use these wacky, endearing strategies to find the guy who’s perfectly, quirkily meant for you!
 
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Walk an easily distracted dog with as long a leash as possible.

Let yourself become restrained in the leash so that you end up falling over. Someone handsome is sure to rescue you from this sympathy-inducing mishap. Bonus points if your dog wraps you and the hunky stranger up together.
 
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Drop a stack of business-lady business papers in front of a free spirit.

Maybe you think your hectic schedule won’t allow for a man. Maybe you’re wrong.
 
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Fall down the stairs while leaving a party.

Make sure to be as loud and embarrassing as possible in your fall. Think a roomful of partygoers don’t need to see the underside of your cocktail dress? Think again! There’s a handsome man there somewhere who’ll be so mortified by your behavior, he’ll accidentally fall in love with you.
 
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Become emotionally fragile on public transit.

When a handsome man enquires about your well-being, explain how your past relationships have made you lose faith in men. Implore him to prove you wrong. You could even make him bet on it.
 

 
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Find a handsome man at a grocery store.

Reach for the last box of whatever the fuck he’s reaching for.
 
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Be terrible at a sport.

Your physical weakness and lack of coordination are charming reminders that he must tend to you like a vet to a newborn fawn.
 
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Look at your best guy friend with new eyes.

Sure you hate how he slurps soup and is critical of the guys you date, but isn’t he maybe the hottest guy you know and maybe secretly in love with you?!