Roommate Offers to Help Clean Up One Dish Left to Do

Interrupting Renée Keith’s wash-sigh rhythm established after doing a stack of mutually dirtied dishes, roommate Claudia Dodge finally got her butt off Keith’s couch to graciously offer to help washing the final plate in the sink late last night.

 

Keith reportedly declined the offer with a nonchalant “No, that’s okay. I might as well do everyone’s dishes, even the ones that I did not use.”

 

Keith’s passive-aggression was unsuccessful; shortly after, Dodge left the common space with a shrug after having slipped her buttery popcorn bowl into the sink, mumbling incoherently to herself.

 

When asked to clarify, Keith’s response was, “Nothing.”