Instagram Color Themes to Trap Yourself in a Prison of Your Own Creation

Blue

Blue is a beautiful and tranquil color that occurs all around us from the sky, to the sea, to, uh, blue nail polish, we guess? I mean, whatever works. Having a blue-themed feed is a wonderful way to spend more time on Instagram and also have that time be more stressful. You won’t even remember to compare your social life to other people’s when you’re so busy desperately searching for a blue fire hydrant or some shit. What’s the goal here, again?