If you’re anything like me, you have no social life. And not because you’re pursuing a demanding career or are an especially busy person—you’re just kinda no fun. But just because you’re lame doesn’t mean your crush has to know! Here are the texting dos and don’ts of fooling your crush into thinking you actually go out on a Saturday night:
DO: Say you’re at a random house party.
DON’T: Make up the name of a fake club.
DO: Make a “drunk” typo.
DON’T: Make too many faux-drunk typos.
DO: Send a flirty emoji.
DON’T: Send emojis that makes no sense.
DO: Attempt a booty call at an appropriate hour.
DON’T: Attempt a booty call at an insane hour.
DO: Say you’re taking care of a drunk friend.
DON’T: Say you’re at a hospital.
