Blowjobs That Will Make Him Forget Courtney

Whether he admits it or not, your boyfriend still thinks about Courtney. You know which one. Two-and-a-half years isn’t anything to sneeze at, and you can understand why his feelings toward her are complex. She had a perfect body and that rare head of hair that looked great without any kind of styling. How do you make him forget someone like that? Pull out your secret weapon: blowjobs. Here are some fun ways to blow him that’ll make sure he forgets she even existed.

 

1. With your mouth. Traditional, but also effective. The Classic™ has been working wonders for years and continues to be a surefire way of erasing Courtney from his memory. Just remember the main tenets of mouth blowjobs: saliva and lightly frictional mouth parts.

 

2. The thermometer. It’s simple. Grab that penis and put it under your tongue like it’s taking your temperature. The floor of your mouth is just close enough to your bottom row of teeth that his fear will render his memory of Courtney briefly nonexistent.

 

3. All hands on deck. While you’re using your mouth, why not throw in a hand or two to increase the coverage of his dick? You think Courtney ever put in this much effort? Not with that tight butt of hers. But whatever, you’re both totally focused on this right now.

 

 

4. Use your neck-crease. You know the Pass the Orange game? It’s like that but instead of an orange it’s his dick and you’re not so much passing it as you are bobbing up and down in a strange ostrich-like motion. This may not necessarily induce pleasure, but your clumsy party-game-gone-wrong will disorient him into momentary Courtnesia. Bullseye.

 

4. Talk to him. Although this isn’t technically a blowjob, using words to express both your sympathy and appreciation can establish a meaningful trust. Though he’ll probably still remember Courtney, this approach can start to form a connection founded on sensitivity and genuine communication. Then give him a blowjob.

 

Remember: he can’t fully love you until he can no longer recall Courtney’s favorite Brendan Fraser movie. Follow this easy BJ guide and he won’t think about What’s-her-face ever again.