Keep your steamy studs and heartthrobs – attainable celebs are all the rage! Who needs a bad boy? Crush on one of these milquetoast Romeos and your heart will continue to beat a safe and normal pace!
The first rule of Fight Club is that Brad Pitt is way out of your league (and unstable!). Let your fantasies run wild on co-star Edward Norton, whose weak jawline and predictable green eyes will assure you he’ll remember to walk the dog and bring in the mail.
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Matt Lauer reminds you of crushing on your high school math teacher – it’s the safe kind of crush where you know nothing will ever happen because he’s old, married, and too tired from his early morning commute. Imagine smelling nothing as he reaches past you to grab his dry-cleaning. No cologne. No aftershave. Nothing.
Michael Bublé looks exactly like the deprogrammed gay kid that touched your 14-year-old boob at a church lock-in. He is the perfect fantasy husband, providing a life of luxury and no sexual or emotional challenges whatsoever!
These boyish infatuations will help you feel like your romantic life totally exists and is perfectly normal. Keep these tame celebrity crushes and you’ll never be forced to confront the scary urges of your own sexuality!