5 Reasons You Should Vote for Hillary Clinton And Also Take a Look at the 2001 Accord I’m Selling

We’re in the midst of election season, and every vote counts. Before you head to the polls, it’s important to make sure you’re casting your ballot for the best candidate. Here are five reasons Hillary Clinton deserves to be the next president of the United States. On a somewhat similar note, I have been trying to sell my used car for a while now, and if you’d consider taking a look I would really appreciate it.


Hillary Has Experience

When voting for the next president, you want to go with someone who is reliable, with years of experience. Hillary Clinton has been involved in politics for decades. It’s sort of like when you buy a car; sometimes it’s safer to go with a vehicle that’s already been tested on the road and has some miles under its belt. For instance, I’m currently trying to sell my 2001 Honda Accord, which has 512,000 miles on it. That may sound like a lot, but when you consider the fact that I’ve only had to take this car to the mechanic once (to fix a broken headlight) you could say that this Accord is in the prime of its life, just like Hillary. I’m selling my Accord for a really reasonable price.


Hillary is in it for the Long Haul

No presidential candidate in history would be walking into the oval office with as much preparation as Hillary. With experience serving as the Secretary of State, Senator of New York, and First Lady of the United States, Hillary will be able to handle any obstacles she faces as president. If you’re worried about how you’re going to get to your local voting precinct to vote, you should consider buying my 2001 Honda Accord and use that to drive there. It’s blue and it gets 28 highway miles per gallon. Don’t you want a candidate and/or a 2001 Honda Accord that reliable?


Hillary Looks Out for the Little Guys

When it comes down to it, Hillary wants to make sure that all Americans are granted equal opportunities. Bottom line: she’s fair. I try to embody Hillary’s fairness in my own life whenever I can. For instance, I would sell my car, a used 2001 Honda Accord, to anyone who offered me a reasonable price. I’m open to hearing how much you want to pay.


Hillary Doesn’t Back Down from a Fight

Hillary will go the distance for a good cause. She has fought tirelessly in an effort to defend women’s rights, and isn’t afraid to go head to head with those who challenge her views. Hillary’s drive and determination reminds me of my 2001 Honda Accord after I accidentally drove into my mailbox last year. While the speed with which I hit my mailbox would have damaged other cars severely, my Accord was sturdy enough to drive away with only a broken headlight. Now, I am selling that very Accord and am willing to go well below its Blue Book value. Brave!



Hillary Needs This

Sometimes people just seriously need other people to help them out. Hillary really wants to be president, and if we all pitch in and vote for her, we can make that happen. Similarly, I really want to sell my 2001 Honda Accord. If someone would do me a solid and buy my car from me, I would really really appreciate it. That’s what democracy is all about.


Casting your vote is a huge responsibility, but it’s also an opportunity to voice your opinion on who you want to run your country. A vote for Hillary is a vote for a better America, and a quick call to my cell phone is the best way to find out about a great deal on a used 2001 Accord in really good condition. #ImWithHer #PleaseBuyThisCar