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Own the Annual ‘Ugly Sweater’ Party with a Legit Cool Sweater

Woman’s Career as Etsy Jewelry Model Has Gone to Her Head

How to Announce Your Pregnancy Without Making It A Whole Big Thing

Husband Valiantly Carves Turkey Wife Spent 9 Hours Preparing

The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

How I Learned To Stop Hating My Body and Start Hating My Horrible Personality

Christmas Newsletter

For The Love Of Christ Please Turn Off Christmas Pandora

Is He Your Soulmate? Or Your Son Visiting You From the Future?

Ready to Shed Your Party-Girl Past? Well, You Can’t.

Every Morning, I Wake Up With More Glitter On

No One In this Support Group Cares About My Sugar Addiction

Thanksgiving Hacks That Are All a Steady Buzz

Woman Confesses She Did ‘Nothing Except Go For a Run’ Today

Frenemies - Reductress

Is Your Guy Friend Jerking off to You?

Six Thanksgiving Pies that Won’t Fix What Happened In Ferguson

Transform Your Bathroom Into a Tranquil Fart Cave

6 Potatoes That Look Like Your Ex-Boyfriend Fucking His New Wife

Are You the Asian Girlfriend He Deserves?