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6 Morning Workout Classes Your Roommate Would Never Sleep Through

Aww! This Bride Had a Harry Potter Themed Wedding Because She’s a Fucking Nerd

Wow! This Guy Can Explain Nihilism Without Anyone Asking Him To

Want To Feel Old? Look At This Pic Of Your Childhood Hamster’s Bones

I’m Not Here to Make Friends, Except for Those Who Aren’t A Threat to Me Sexually

Pro Tips for Farting Your Way Out Of This Tinder Date

Jeggings That Look Better on the 12-Year-Old They Were Meant For

Sex - Reductress

3 Things Your Nutritionist Knows, But Won’t Tell You Because He’s an Asshole

6 Times Maisie Williams Made You Think, ‘Sure, I Can Do Thai For Lunch’

5 Pairs of Tevas That Say, ‘I Considered Taking Shrooms This Weekend’

5 Cute Bicycle Baskets to Distract from Your Training Wheels

Remarkable! This Woman Remembers to Take Birth Control Even When Not Getting Regularly Rammed

Sex Moves That Crack Your Back Real Good

5 Vegetarian Dishes That Look Like Real Meat When You Burn Them

On Mouth Time: Cravings! (w/ Christine Nangle)

Romantic Date Ideas For Your Friends In Healthy Relationships

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Totally Adorable Shorts That Fit You Last Fucking Summer

Recent College Grad Has Sinking Feeling Everything Costs Money