Author Archives for Georgia Perry

The Sexiest Ways to Freak the FUCK Out on Mushrooms and Never Recover

People Who You Could Maybe Get to Adopt Your Cat When Gerald Moves In

How to Manifest the Energy of the Divine Feminine in the Frozen Foods Aisle

The Sexiest Ways to Drool On His Shoulder

Make DIY Ornaments From The Mound of Hair Clogging Your Drain

Is Your Mouth Too Close to His Mouth During Sex?

Reductress - Stay at Home Mom

Here’s Some Generic, Unsolicited Advice from Your Friend’s Mom

I Deserve A Boyfriend Way More Than That Bitch From ‘The Fault In Our Stars’

Easy Ways to Meditate that Don’t Affect Your Lifestyle At All

wedding tears - reductress

It’s Wedding Season: How to Make Sure Your Tears Look Like the Happy Kind

Problems that Las Vegas is the Answer To

I Swear, the Only Candy I Like is Dark Chocolate

First Date Ideas for After You’ve Had Sex for Several Weeks

Why You’re Definitely Not Qualified to Go Sleeveless

Makeup Tips for Showering With Him

New Things to be Mad at Your Boyfriend About

Things You Can Put in Your Pockets

Woman Scores Book Deal Through Obsessive Narcissism