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Why I Stopped Online Dating and Started Fingering My Own Ass
Here’s Why I Use My Boyfriend’s Arm Veins As Water Slides
DUDE CORNER: My Dad is the Funniest Guy I Know
Why I Don’t Need to Get Married to be Fulfilled Because I Sang a Duet With a Boy Once
Why I Want My Ashes Scattered On the Default Mac Background Mountain
I LIVED IT: I Got Sucked Into an Oil Painting and Still Had Bacne
My Husband and I Make It Work Even Though I’m a Christian and He’s an Aardvark
I Dated My Boyfriend Just So I Could Put Mascara on His Long-ass Lashes
I’m Sorry I’m Being Difficult Again by Asking You to Make Food That Doesn’t Kill Me
How I Stopped Living for Online Validation and Started Living For In-Person Validation
I LIVED IT: I Couldn’t Find Enough ‘Parks & Recreation’ GIFs to Describe My Sorority
I Don’t Want a President I Can Have a Beer With – I Want a President Who Has Perioded In Her Pants
I LIVED IT: Some Men Had a Conversation Near Me
What I Do in the Bedroom Stays Between Me and My Night Terror Hallucinations
Everyone Looks at Me and Sees The Perfect Woman – What They Don’t Know is I’m Slightly Anemic
Why Gentrification Needs to Be Stopped, Except On My Street
I’d Give Anything To See A Woman President – Except Money To Her Campaign
Lizzo is My Spirit Animal, and I Will Start Crying If You Unpack What I Just Said
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