She’s just leaving me behind here where I’m quite comfortable living my slobby mess of a life.read more...
I Thought of a Better Instagram Caption After Someone Had Already Liked My Post
It’s honestly a nightmare scenario.
My Youngest Daughter Stopped Believing in Mariah Carey
I always knew this day would come, but I hoped it wouldn’t be so soon.
My Mom Ate My Leftover ‘Fuck Me Pasta’ and Now She Won’t Stop Humping the Furniture
I guess it’s just a really good recipe.