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I Lived It: I Found Out My Friend Wasn’t Ugly In Middle School
She was the prematurely attractive husk of the Kaitlyn I once knew.
I Lived It: I Found Out I’m Not Actually That Proficient In Microsoft Office
A series of regrettable mistakes have led me to discover the truth: I am not nearly as proficient in Office as I thought.
I Lived It: My Consultant Friend Wanted to Split the Bill
I wonder if I have any real friends at all.
I Lived It: I Needed to Put a Plate in the Dishwasher, But the Dishes in It Were Clean
There are things in life you can just never plan for.
I Lived It: The Girl I Babysit Drew Me Fucking Ugly
Never get too close to a child, because they might just draw you fucking ugly.
I Lived It: I Literally Never Know What Anyone Is Talking About
Culture flies over my head like so many clouds in the wind.
I Lived It: I Drove Past My Old High School
I thought you could only get PTSD if you went to war. Boy, was I wrong.
I Lived It: My Middle School Rival Made Her Instagram Private Days Before Her Wedding
She suddenly wanted privacy and took my big day away from me with the click of a button.