Yummy Condiments That Will Make Your Clit Taste Like Gordon Ramsay Made It

Is your vagina more of a Burger King than a Benihana? It’s time to open your fridge, open your legs, and get creative! Drizzle these tasty sauces on your snatch that will make him think, “this is so delicious, renowned chef and TV personality Gordon Ramsay must have prepared this!”

 

Mint and Yoghurt Dressing

Make your boo feel like he took a trip to the Aegean Sea by spooning a dollop of this fresh dressing onto your pleasure button. He’ll be so amazed with the taste of your puss, he’ll be asking for seconds!

 

Roasted Red Onion Vinaigrette

Revamp your mound’s menu and make this easy add-on that will turn your stale vagina into a refreshing bed of greens. For added flavor, pair this with a light Pinot Grigio. Maybe he’ll get drunk and tweet THANK U GORDON RAMSEY THIS PUSSY IS FUCKIN AMAZE! Fun!

 

Teriyaki Sauce

You don’t need a wok to make your coochie taste like a flavorful stir-fry! Simply dip your lady-parts into a tub of teriyaki sauce and watch your guy munch on your clit like he saw it on a cooking show and then made it all by himself. Delish!

 

Lime Syrup

Who doesn’t love a little breakfast for dinner? Let this sweet syrup get in the crevices of your labia and he’ll get a taste of it with every bite! He’ll be like, “Duh, what? I’m eating your pussy right now? I thought it was a Belgian Waffle!” Yes you did!

 

 

Sweet Tamarind Chutney

Turn your frozen Hot Pocket of a vag into a delicious and exotic samosa. This chutney will make your clit taste so amazing, he’ll want to sop you up with a hot piece of naan! So good!

 

Turkey Gravy With Cider And Walnuts
No longer does your guy have to wait until Thanksgiving to get a grand feast!  Pour this savory sauce over your hot biscuit and let him have at it. Your clit will taste so good, he’ll know exactly what he’s thankful for this year!

 

Chimichurri Sauce

Turn your bedroom into an Argentinian steakhouse with this classic concoction of parsley, garlic, olive oil, oregano and red pepper flakes. Bae’s tongue will be down there for so long, you won’t even notice the red pepper burning your cooter!

 

Tarragon Hollandaise

When it comes to morning sex, don’t make him chomp on your stale McMuffin.  Whip up this hollandaise sauce and make him feel like he’s out to brunch with his buds, eating ovarian eggs benedict!

 

Even though you were born with a bland vagina, your lady parts still deserve to be licked. Grab some fresh ingredients, a mixing bowl, a whisk and get ready to make your pussy taste so good, you’ll wanna eat it all up yourself. Too bad you can’t!!

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