You HAVE to See These Lipsticks Before I Drop Them On The Bathroom Floor

Stila Color Balm Lipstick in Jessie (Sephora, $22)

This creamy lipstick nourishes like a balm, for a comfortable feel that you’ll love – until I knock it off the sink and smash it onto the tile floor, completely wasting a $22 purchase. This product is cruelty-free, at least until I fuckin’ ruin it.