Wow! This Boyfriend Can’t Take One Halfway Decent Fucking Photo of His Girlfriend

Some people are naturally gifted when it comes to taking pictures of the people they love, but not this guy: Despite a few earnest attempts, boyfriend Terry Lewis can’t seem to take even one halfway decent fucking photo of his girlfriend.

 

We’re amazed that a boyfriend could be that incapable of something so fucking simple!

 

“My girlfriend never likes the pictures I take of her, even when I take two or three for variety,” said Terry. “Like so what if they’re blurry ­– I’m not a professional photographer!”

 

Mr. Lewis, who is unaware that three pictures is not nearly enough options to choose from even if you did do them in portrait mode, went on to explain his photographic deficiencies.

 

“She’ll hand me her phone and expect me to immediately understand that I should take the photo from a high angle and without moving the camera around a bunch?” he said. “Taking good pictures isn’t as easy as she makes it seem!”

 

Terry’s girlfriend, Sandra Li, disagrees.

 

“He’ll take great pictures of his mom’s dog, or his literal shits to send to his group chat. But he’s somehow incapable of taking one decently flattering photo of me, his girlfriend.”

 

Wow! It’s crazy that he can’t even Google how to take an adequate picture of his girlfriend!

 

“I don’t get it, I think she looks fine in these,” he said, after having fully stood on a restaurant chair before to get the best angle of his chorizo nachos. “I don’t know what she’s expecting of me.”

 

 

“Maybe she’s just too picky about this stuff,” he added.

 

No, Terry! That’s definitely not the issue!

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