The Sexiest Lingerie to Floss Your Tits With

Nothing makes a woman feel sexier than beautiful lingerie. But what good is lingerie if it’s not functional? That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the sexiest, most wearable lingerie will also floss your tits. No matter what dirty thoughts run through your mind in these hot numbers, your tatas are guaranteed to stay sparklingly clean and flossed to perfection! Ain’t no plaque between these knockers!

1-NGShoot

Shoot To Thrill Harness Bra (Nasty Gal, $38)

A scorching, strappy piece that will make its way into all your curvy crevices, this mesh bra from Nasty Gal looks amazing peeking out of a t-shirt while simultaneously flossing your titties. Sexy O-ring detailing in the front guarantees that you will drive him wild while you enjoy multi-directional flossing efficiency. Talk about multiple Os!

2-Kiki

Welcome Home Bra (Kiki de Montparnasse, $350)

All the floss, none of the annoying coverage! Welcome him back from a long hard day with the classic Welcome Home Bra by Kiki de Montparnasse. At $350, it’s pricey, but a solid investment in debris-free cleavage. Whether you’re relaxing by the fire with your hottie or making a #freethenipple political statement in public, this bra will still be working hard to floss those tatas to perfection!

3-Lonely

Lonely Winona Underwire Bra (Journelle, $88)

Embrace lace with this flirty flosser by aptly named lingerie line Lonely. Front crossover straps that extend across the body ensure an extra-thorough flossing with all the luxe sensuousness of velvet. We’re sure it’ll be love at first sight, but even if it’s not, rest assured the wraparound flossing action allows even the loneliest of ladies tit-floss all by herself! After all, just because you’re going solo tonight doesn’t mean you don’t want your “other crack” to be sexy and clean!

4-AgentProv

Tammi Red Bra (Agent Provocateur, $170)

Lust. Envy. Tit-flossing. This naughty yet elegant red silk satin bra from Agent Provocateur might be a sinner, but with those horizontal lines doing double-time on your girls, it’ll never be guilty of sloth! The skimpy cup will ignite his fantasies, while the horizontal cutouts allow for essential, yet often overlooked side-to-side tit flossing. The devil is in the details!

5-NGLexi

Lexi Cage Bustier (Nasty Gal, $48)

If you’re in need of a full-boobie flossing, look no further than the Lexi Cage Bustier from Nasty Gal. With so many sexy straps, you’re guaranteed to be up all night long—just trying to remove this garment from your hot, writhing body. The cage pattern is designed to floss as you struggle to get naked, so no need to do any extra legwork. Save that for your partner, tiger!

 

Whoever said sexy lingerie can’t be practical? With these seductive styles, you’re guaranteed to get steamy and clean. Though there is no proven or implied medical benefit to tit flossing, these bras will nevertheless floss the crap out of your tits! So go ahead and try out one of these ultra-sexy lingerie styles—they’re ready to do good, so you can be bad!

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