Reductress Presents: The Definitive ‘Am I Pregnant?’ Playlist

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Everybody’s been there: you miss your period and you’re like, “OMG AM I PREGGO? And more importantly, is there a playlist to help a girl to deal with this?” No worries, we’ve picked our favorite jams for maximizing the “Am I Pregnant?” experience. Get ready to get your uncertainty on!

Our “The condom did WHAT?!! This only happens to me” jam:

“Torn” by Natalie Imbruglia

Our “Praying for your period” jam:

“Like a Prayer” by Madonna

Our “Googling Plan B and realizing it only works 72 hours after sex and you’ve already waited like five days. Wow many hours is that?” jam:

“Tightrope” by Janelle Monae

Our “If I AM pregnant, will he stay with me or will I end up like one of the Teen Moms? I look terrible with highlights and tips!”

Any Adele song

Our “Ugh I did NOT drink enough water” jam:

“Waterfalls” by TLC

Our “I CAN’T EVEN PEE ON A STICK, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RAISE A BABY?” Jam:

“22” by Taylor Swift

Our, “Wait, I shop at Trader Joe’s, I turned in my taxes on time, I can totally raise a baby!” jam

“Let it Go” by Anyone, Really

Our “I’m buying another test. Oh shit, it’s the same fucking guy at the checkout counter” jam

“Oops I Did it Again” By Britney Spears

Our “Waiting on the toilet for the second test to finish” jam:

“Anything Could Happen” by Ellie Goulding

Our “The test was positive but you find out you just have an iron deficiency” jam:

“Walking On Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves

Whether you’re really pregnant, or it’s just a false alarm, this playlist will help you rock out with your insecurities and keep any Pregnancy Pact party hoppin’.

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