The Best Wireless Headphones For Convincing People You’re Not Bitterly Muttering to Yourself

Jib Wireless Earbuds ($29.99, SkullCandy)

These reasonably priced and high-performing earbuds fit comfortably in your ears so you can wear them all the time! With these beauties, you can blurt out the retort you should have said to Karen when she was being so unhelpful at work four days ago, and then gesture apologetically to the earbuds in your ear to explain that you are on a call. You’ll look like a badass when you scream, “Actually, Karen, that is part of your job description!”