The Best Matching Footie Pajamas for You and Your Boyfriend to Announce That You No Longer Fuck

Flannel Adult Footed Pajamas in Navy Blue and Green (Big Feet PJs, $39.98)

You’re comfy in these PJs…and in this relationship! When your friends stop by on their way to a fun night out, show them that you’re cool just palling around with your guy at home in these soft footie pajamas that cover all your sex parts. You’re just like an attractive couple in a catalogue that never actually fucks! Aww!