The 5 Guys That Will Call You ‘Buddy’ After They’ve Been in Your Vagina

Jean is the guy you met through a friend and now you see him all the time at events. Even though Jean dug around all up in your body, really got up in there and made a home for himself and his dick, he can’t seem to dig far enough to find your name hidden up there. Despite asking you to pronounce his name “the French way,” Jean still hasn’t managed to pronounce your name at all.