Summer Sneakers That Say, ‘You’ll Never See My Toes, Bitches’

Vero Crinkled Patent Sneakers (Vince, $225)

Check out the round, leather tip that totally hides any hint of toe! You’ll look like a model in these hot slip-ons, except models are probably willing to show their toes on the runway, and you’d literally never! But it’s totally cool! You never wanted to be a model anyway! Your toes stay secret! Shh, little toes!