Summer Nummies For Your Tum-Tum!

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Summer’s here, which means it’s time to nom some summy-num-numz! Here’s a list of the yummiest nums under the summ-sun. Fun! Nom nom nom.

 

1. “The Angus Jack” at Prime Burgers
YUM!!!!!! There’s nothing like a good, nummy burgy on a sticky, icky day. The Angus Jack is definitely one of the best, with its 100% grass-fed moo-moo-meat, tubby slice of real organic peppyjack cheese, and side of aioli, you can’t beat this widdo guy!

 

2. “The Classic” at Cool Brats
This is a lil’ num-nub is marinated in spicy-wicey tomato relish, charred over a big-bad flame, and topped with an itty-bitty splootch of aioli. Warning: this boy’s salty, so you better wash it down with some wawa!

 

3. “Lemon Summer Ade” at Southern Belle
You’re in for a tart, lip-smacking, lem-numm-ny experience with this drinky-poo. For an extra scrummy-nummy treat, ask for it with a twist of raspberry – slurrrrrpppp! Pwo-tip: goes gweat with a gweasy bwasket of fwies wif house-made aioli!

 

 

4. “Strawberry Gelato Pop” at Mom N’ Pops
Attention all treatie-pies! With their num-paralleled list of organic flavors (including mmmmm-ango, o-luv oil, Aioli, and yum raisin), this place ensures you’ll finish their poppsies lick-ety-split (☺)!

 

5. “Shandy Summer Ale” at Brewhouse
On the hottest summer days, when you just want to order a pitcher of numthing numstantial, this light summer ale infused with lemon and nectarine will be a yummy numlievable experience. Be sure to boop your server about their housey-made plaintain chips with beer-infused ALE-oli! Gob gob nom nom slurp slurpy durp!

 

Don’t miss out on what this summ-summ has to offer, because skipping one of these tummer nums would be a total missed nom-portunity!