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Let’s face: Men hard! But a woman’s gotta get fucked good. So how to get mans when you have to balance work and pH balance natural Alkaline water two-for-one? Try these simple, quick, how to, DIY, weeknight, cheap, easy, tip to men better. Good!
Step 1: Be good girl.
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Step 2: Show a signal.
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Step 3: Find personality.
Mens want one thing: Hot plus fuck personality. You want a men, you have to find a personality and put it on. Make sure it your size, sizes may vary. Man are drawn to funny, adorable, smart, charm, haha, ooh, whore madonna, streets and linen sheets for the best sleep of your life. Once you do that, man has no choice but to want want want. Man hard. Penis harder!
Step 4: Have man!
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