Smart Pants That Say, ‘I Went to a Country Day School’

Martie Slim Crop Pant (J. Crew, $79.50)

The waistline on these pants is as high as your SAT scores, which were really high! Now nobody will have to wonder if you went to a school with a 100% college acceptance rate. With these pants, they’ll know. The tailored look says, “There’s a library at my day school named after my granddad,” and the cropped bottoms say, “I did swimming for P.E. because we had a huge pool.” Nice!