Say What?!?! New Slang for Summer 2014

Reductress - Say What, Carly Monardo

Is your vocabulary as hot as your bikini bod? Don’t worry – Say What?! has you covered better than a custom spray tan.

 

AC

Abbreviation for Aggro Cunt.

Ex: “Why is this douchenozzle still talking to us? Guess I gotta turn on the AC.”

 

Clambake

n. A girls-only day at the beach.

 

Crop Top

n. A circumcised penis.

 

Drag Race

v. To smoke your cigarette as fast as you can to avoid sweating.

 

 

Foot Baller

n. Person with really nice shoes.

 

Girl’d Cup

n. A used menstrual cup.

 

Hippos

adj. Referencing the game Hungry, Hungry Hippos, in a state of rageful hunger.

Ex: “I’m full-on Hippos right now, so shut up ‘til we find a restaurant.”

 

Jellyfish

n. Totally transparent, brainless person who floats around your social circle.

 

Martha’s Vineyard

n. A nickname for your vagina.

 

Onion Rings

n. Visible sweat rings featuring a terrible odor reminiscent of onions.

Ex: “Ugh, I have onion rings again! I’m so done with this hippie deodorant bullshit.”

 

Sag Harbor

n. Vagina in dire need of rejuvenation.

 

SPF

Abbreviation for Super Pervy Freak.

Ex: Girl 1: “What do you know about Mark?”

Girl 2: “He went to Villanova and is a total SPF.”

 

 

Strawberry Daiquiri

n. Something you would have thought was the height of sophistication and coolness when you were 12, but is now lame.

Ex: Oof, the selection of dresses here is just a bunch of strawberry daiquiris.”

 

Vajaycation

n. Period of time during which you abstain from sex.

Ex: “I’m taking a vajaycation until this yeast infection calms down.”

 

Watermelons

n. Boobs showcased in a water bra

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