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Abbreviation for Aggro Cunt.
Ex: “Why is this douchenozzle still talking to us? Guess I gotta turn on the AC.”
n. A girls-only day at the beach.
n. A circumcised penis.
v. To smoke your cigarette as fast as you can to avoid sweating.
n. Person with really nice shoes.
n. A used menstrual cup.
adj. Referencing the game Hungry, Hungry Hippos, in a state of rageful hunger.
Ex: “I’m full-on Hippos right now, so shut up ‘til we find a restaurant.”
n. Totally transparent, brainless person who floats around your social circle.
n. A nickname for your vagina.
n. Visible sweat rings featuring a terrible odor reminiscent of onions.
Ex: “Ugh, I have onion rings again! I’m so done with this hippie deodorant bullshit.”
n. Vagina in dire need of rejuvenation.
Abbreviation for Super Pervy Freak.
Ex: Girl 1: “What do you know about Mark?”
Girl 2: “He went to Villanova and is a total SPF.”
n. Something you would have thought was the height of sophistication and coolness when you were 12, but is now lame.
Ex: Oof, the selection of dresses here is just a bunch of strawberry daiquiris.”
n. Period of time during which you abstain from sex.
Ex: “I’m taking a vajaycation until this yeast infection calms down.”
n. Boobs showcased in a water bra