QUIZ: Which Quiz Should You Take Next, After This One, You Quiz Slut?

You love a good quiz! But honestly, you also love a bad quiz. You’ll take all the quizzes, ’cause admit it: You’re just a little quiz slut! If you’re wondering what quiz to take a nasty lil’ ride on next, take this quiz and we’ll point you to the quiz of your horny for quiz dreams.

When you wake up in the morning the first thing you do is…

1. Look at celebrity Instagrams, wondering which of them is talented and beautiful enough to be deserving of your story. Then take an online quiz.
2. Look at porn – you consider yourself straight, but the girl-on-girl stuff gives you a thrill. Then take an online quiz.
3. Look into the mirror, pushing down the voices of criticism inside you by telling yourself you are better than anyone else ever. Then take an online quiz.
4. Admire the color of your bedroom walls – the perfect shade of pale pink, while thinking, “What if held someone here against their will?” Then take an online quiz.

The quality you mostly look for in a partner is…

1. An ability to recognize how similar your face shape is to Scarlet Johannson, and is willing to leave you alone while you take more quizzes.
2. Someone who’s willing to let you reinvent yourself sexually, even if that means you are no longer attracted to them, while also leaving you alone while you take more quizzes.
3. Someone who doesn’t deserve you but realizes how lucky they are that you’ll put up with their bullshit and is willing to endure your loving criticism, while also leaving you alone while you take more quizzes.
4. Someone who puts up with your blood red walls and violent urges, while also leaving you alone while you take more quizzes.

Your idea of a perfect Saturday night involves…

1. Getting all worked up to take quizzes about celebrities, but also quizzes about yourself.
2. Finding sexual satisfaction in taking quizzes about sex, particularly ones that involve defining your own sexuality, which you are unable to analyze without the help of a quiz.
3. Taking quizzes about yourself and only yourself and getting turned on by it.
4. Unleashing your uncontrollable urge to take quizzes about lighter fun stuff like your color preferences but also the urge to kill.

Your ideal job is…

1. In a chill work environment that leaves you plenty of freedom to take quizzes and discuss with coworkers which celebrities embody your unique spirit.
2. In a career that you chose because of a quiz you once took, in an industry where it’s not weird to be open about the fact that sexual preferences fall on a spectrum.
3. In a place where you are the boss and everyone answers to you, just as the quizzes do.
4. In an office with colorful walls, where there are not many places to hide from you, except for the one spot where you hide, which you call the place of quiz taking.

Results:

If You Got Mostly A’s…
You Should Take the “Who Should Play You in the Movie of Your Life?” Quiz

Your answers reveal that you love thinking about which celebrities are most like you, or which would best represent you. You love to assume a movie would be made about you, because you are the center of your world. Keep directing all your libidinous energies back towards yourself in the form of quizzes that center you, while also fetishizing hot female celebs as if they are an extension of you, ya big quiz slut!

 

If You Got Mostly B’s…
You Should Take the “How Gay Are You?” Quiz

There’s no question about it – you want to slut it up with a quiz about how gay you are. The only thing that gets you as charged up as taking quizzes, is thinking about how you might be a little gay, or even a lot. You could just ask yourself who you’re attracted to, but know, you wanna get the hot release of sexual knowledge from another quiz.

 

If You Got Mostly C’s…
You Should Take the “Are You a Narcissist?” Quiz

Given your salacious love of self-referential quizzes, you probably don’t even need to take this quiz to know the answer, but you will because everything points towards you wanting to take a quiz about whether or not you’re too self-involved. You’re hot to trot for this quiz concept, just as you’ve been for so many of the quizzes you’ve left, wet and used, on the side of the internet highway.

 

If You Got Mostly D’s…
You Should Take the “Your Favorite Color Will Tell Us if You’re Capable of Murdering Someone” Quiz

You’re not just a quiz whore, you’re a quiz MURDERER! You know it – you’re going to kill this quiz with your wanton urges in order to decipher whether you could do the deadly deed. You also have strong feelings about color, when it comes to dress and decor. Regardless, this is just another dirty quiz you’re going to leave in your wake. Go ahead! Hustle another quiz, ya quiz hussy!