Pregnant Belly Molds To Show Your Kid Precisely What They Did To Your Body

There’s a beautiful time in almost every woman’s life where she’s expecting her new child. What better way to cherish this time than to make a plaster mold of your fertile torso that you can later use against your child as evidence of all the damage they’ve done to you? So whip out the the organic, hypo-allergenic, conflict-free belly cast kit and let your friends start painting you, because sometimes parenting is all about revenge.