Plaid Skirts to Help You Dress Like An Insolent Lil’ Autumn Bitch

Silence + Noise Addy Plaid Mini Skirt, Urban Outfitters, $59

Pair this with a cable knit sweater and you’ll have the perfect look for crossing your arms and pouting at someone for a perceived offense. As you sashay away, they’ll think, “That outfit looks warm” and also “Wow, she sure looks like a little bitch.”