Nail Art For The Furious Masturbator

1. BAREly Legal

Masturbating three times in a row because you can’t fall asleep and ran out of Mad Men episodes where Jon Hamm bends over? Here’s a style perfect for you: BAREly Legal. How to accomplish? Masturbate furiously until your previous polish comes off completely, leaving your nails nice and bare! You don’t usually masturbate with the nail-side of your fingers? Then you’re not exhausting all your masturbation options!

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