Mascaras That Will Make Your Eyelashes Go ‘Doink Doink!’ When You Blink

Are you sick of being the girl with boring, quiet lashes? Then pump up the volume—audibly—with these super fun mascaras that will help your lashes achieve that classic, irresistible “doink” noise!

 

Clinique High Impact Mascara (Nordstrom, $16.50)lashes1

High impact is right! Clinique has done it again with their latest bold mascara that will have your eyes sounding as sexy as they look. You’ll enhance your lashes’ color, fullness and decibel level with just a few swipes of the wand. You’ll be doinking in no time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybelline Great Lash – Waterproof Washable Mascara (Walgreens, $5.99)lashes2

Take your look poolside with Maybelline’s waterproof addition to their beloved Great Lash line. It might not be possible to talk underwater, but your lashes can still make a statement with some spastic, subaquatic “doinks”. Cannonball!

 

 

 

 

 

 

CoverGirl Clump Crusher Extensions Mascara (CVS, $8.99)lashes3

Shut your trap and let your lashes do the talking with this clump eliminating mascara. Just apply two coats and no one will be able to ignore your disruptive lashes. Seriously, don’t wear this mascara in residential areas after 8pm or risk waking up all the neighbors. Doink-arific!

 

 

 

 

 

 

L’Oréal Paris Voluminous Miss Manga Mascara (Target, $6.69)lashes4

L’Oréal’s Miss Manga mascaras won’t just make you look like a cartoon–they’ll also make you sound like one. The thick consistency of the formula will produce an over-the-top “doink” when you blink, enough so that the woman in front of you at Starbucks will keep turning around to give you dirty looks.

 

 

 

 

 

Stila Huge Extreme Lash Mascara (Ulta, $23)lashes5

Don’t be fooled by the sleek, minimalist packaging–this Stila mascara packs quite the sonic punch. You’ll have everyone in the room thinking they’re experiencing an auditory hallucination each time you bat your luxurious lashes. Just shout, “Don’t mind my doinks, I can’t help it!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Break the silence and smother your lashes in any one of these audible mascara options; they’re guaranteed to make your eyes go “doink doink!” and your crush’s wiener go “boi-oi-oi-oing!” once he hears you!

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