Okay, thirsty shoppers. It’s been a few months since you’ve had an orgasm from another’s touch and this is it. Tonight is your last to get off before you literally take your final breath and die. Don’t worry; we’ve all been there! Luckily for us, the fashion industry has invented a way to communicate this dire need with others: the little black dress. All you need is the right LBD to alert potential mates that you’re available and also if you do not cum tonight your heart will actually stop fucking beating. Here are five sexy dresses bound let everybody in the club know where you stand.