How To Tell If He’s Horny, Hungry, Or Just Needs To Go Outside

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How many times have you looked over at your boyfriend and wished you could know exactly what he’s thinking? Luckily, figuring out exactly what’s on your man’s mind isn’t rocket science, because even if they can’t tell you what’s on their mind, men give you clues everyday as to what’s going on in there! Here are a few helpful tips to help you figure out if he’s horny, hungry, or just needs to go outside. Come on, boy!

 

Pay Attention To His Body Language.

If he’s hungry, he may follow close behind you, rub his tummy, and even stare off into the distance while drooling. If he’s restless and already put on his old Adidas without you having to ask, he’s definitely ready to go outside. Is he’s refusing to wear a shirt and flexing his muscles? That means he’s horny as hell! See? Easy to decode!

 

Did He Bring Something To You?

If he brought you something, that’s an excellent indicator of what’s his number one desire is. If he’s brought you the menu to his favorite Chinese place, he’s telling you that he’s ready to eat. If it’s a ball, he probably just wants to go outside to play with it. If he’s brought you a new gadget from the Shaper Image, he thinks this is a great gift and he’s going to want some sex in return. That’s right—if you have a new Sharper Image vibrating footbath, it usually means he’s ready to get down to sexy business. Sure, it’d be easier if he used his words, but this works too!

 

 

Is He Making Eye Contact?

If your guy is locking eyes with you, it might mean he’s trying to really connect. Researchers have found that prolonged eye contact may mean that your man is trying to show affection and attachment and/or just trying to memorize what your eye color is for the next time you ask. Either way, this usually this means he’s looking for a one-way ticket to bone town.

 

Has He Eaten In a While?

If the answer’s no, then he’s definitely hungry. Your boyfriend needs to eat every six hours or he will get hungry. But beware, after he eats he’ll definitely need to go outside or do sex. Men!

 

Is He Scooting His Butt Across The Carpet?

Tell him not to do this. Especially when company is over.

 

Communicating with your man is the key to success, and with a little attention, you’ll start to understand the unique way your man signals his needs to you. Soon enough, you two will have a language of your own! Now go help him sex, food, and outdoors!

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