How To Take A Simple Black Thong From Desk To Dinner To Your Uncle’s Wake

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If you’re a woman on the go, you don’t have time to change your underwear every time you transition to a different venue. And who wants to lug around a purse stuffed with panties for every occasion? With the right accessories, hair and makeup, a black thong is versatile enough to take you from a date to a memorial service.


9 a.m. Your desk.

Who knew a black thong could look this professional? Before you head into the office, slip on a pencil skirt over your black thong for a biz-casual vibe.


12:30 p.m. Lunch with the girls.

A black thong works just as well for a midday break as it does for a meeting. Leave on the thong and the rest of your clothes, but this time, slip into ballet flats to give your tootsies a break. Your friends will love your clever black-thong-inspired style!


5 p.m. Drinks with a date.

Believe or not, a black thong can easily transition to a night out. Throw a pair of skinny jeans over it and add a sequined top. Your date will never know you’re wearing the same-old “day job” thong from hours before!



6:30 p.m. Funeral parlor.

Like the best fashion trends, life inevitably comes to an end. A black thong can be perfectly respectful mourning wear—as long as you pair it with the right mid-length dress in a dark, neutral shade. Black pumps and no more than one piece of statement jewelry make this black-thong look sexy, yet solemn.


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