How To Microdose So You’re Always A Little Bit Fucking Weird To People

Though it’s not technically legal, studies show that taking a small amount of psychedelics such as LSD can boost creativity and even create lasting, positive feelings. Another added bonus is that you will always act just a tiny bit weird to everyone you see, like your neighbor or an acquaintance you happen to run into. Here’s some tricks to getting the most from your microdose:

 

Take Only a Microdose and Carry a Journal and Just Write in It a Lot

Consume the appropriate amount, around 1/16 to 1/5 of a normal dose (one tab) of LSD and have a journal on hand to write down your lucid but just a little bit off experiences. Then you’ll always have your musings at the ready to show people so they can be like, “She seems like kind of a weirdo.”

 

Use the Cutting or Volumetric Method and Be Friendly

The cutting method involves cutting your tab with scissors or an Exacto knife. The volumetric method is more accurate and involves dissolving the tab in a glass of water and consuming measured quantities of the water. After you’ve done so, talk for a little too long to the gentleman selling you a soda, stare into his eyes and radiate your kindness until he breaks eye contact because this has all gotten a little too fucking weird.

 

Take a Microdose Every Three Days and Text Every Thought You Have

Take a microdose one day. Then do not dose for two full days until the fourth day. Throughout you can randomly text your mom that you’re proud of younger her, and that the human body is an amazing, resilient vessel. Email your boss and let her know how much you appreciate her leadership. Sign the email with “peace and love” which you have never said or typed out before.

 

Explore Creative Outlets and Post Frequently on Social Media

Now that you’re microdosing, you can enjoy the effects on your mental health and allow yourself to cast off your inhibitions. Express yourself artistically with soothing watercolors. Become overwhelmed with the sudden knowledge of the struggle of visual artists, post a heartfelt supportive message on social media, and only comment with heart emojis. Give the watercolors away on the street to the most beautiful people on the inside.

 

Microdosing can increase creativity, productivity, and energy. And on top of all that, it can make you act a little bit fucking weird to everyone all the time.

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