Look at how effortlessly cool and collected this cat is. It’s like, damn, that’s one cool cat. This is a cat who hung out at CBGB, before the t-shirts. Think you could ever hope to look as chic? Probably not, but give it a try! Find a scarf with distressed edges for that too-cool-to-care hipster look. Triple wrap it around your throat, strike a pose, and wear a scowl that says to the world: Bow before me! You are all my servants!