How To Have Sex Without Your Tits Getting In The Way

Boobs can be an amazing sensual part of sex, they can also be large and unwieldy during sex. Sure, everyone loves boobs when they’re perfectly still, but what do you do when they prevent you from being as free and flexible as you want to be between the sheets? Here’s how to have sex without your giant tits getting in the way again:

 

Start Slow

Your partner might be obsessed with your boobs, but practically speaking, they are an enormous, floppy physical barrier that keeps them from getting super close to you. To counteract this, just take sex as slowly as possible. The slower your body moves, the less your big, gorgeous, lumbering breasts will potentially smack someone across the face when they flip you over. No sudden movements!

 

Try a New Position

Get down and dirty in doggystyle so that your distractingly large boobs are in front of both of you and out of his way as he tries to find his way in. Or, try getting on top, so you can hold the most sensual source of your chronic back pain in place with your hands so they don’t recklessly and dangerously swing about. Don’t go upside down though, unless you’re looking to get suffocated by your own tits. They are honestly a problem!

 

Take Control

You love to be dominated, but try taking control for once! Not just of your partner, but also of your unruly, lawless boobs. Move each boob off to the side and then tuck them into your armpits. Clamp down both arms at your sides so your boobs are strapped in like they’re on a roller coaster. Your partner might say, “Where are your boobs, what are you doing?” but this is about you and your own safety, girl!

 

 

Do It In Public

It can be so hot to do it in public, plus you probably won’t have the opportunity to take off your bra, let alone your shirt! Your tits will have no choice but to stay completely wrapped up and stashed away, so you can have sex without hurting someone. Sorry boobs! There’s a new sheriff in town!

 

Here’s how to have amazing sex without your dumb big boobs going off the rails. And if none of these work for you, you’ll just have to accept the fact that your sex life is high-risk for awkward boob interruptions.

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