QUIZ: Have You Fucking Seen ‘La La Land’ Yet?

La La Land is sweeping the nation and with 14 nominations, is looking to sweep the Oscars, too! The newest Emma Stone loves Ryan Gosling hit has tied Titanic in noms, the highest of any movie ever. But like, have you SEEN it? Like, have you FUCKING SEEN IT?? Find out with this quiz:

 

Were you impressed by Ryan Gosling?

  1. Omg yes, did you see how fast his fingers can play piano? I wanted to fuck him until we both die.
  2. No, he can’t even really sing. Stick to straight films and hot comedies.
  3. I have not seen La La Land.

 

What did you think of the music, OMG, RIGHT????

  1. I was totally enchanted by it! It made me want to run through the streets falling in love!
  2. They repeated the same song four times and 40 minutes of the movie didn’t even have any singing.
  3. I don’t know, I didn’t watch it yet.

 

How do you think La La Land handled the stylization of the movie?

  1. It was heavenly movie magic, interweaving everything I love about different movies into one.
  2. It was a disgrace to each style it attempted and honestly I was offended by it.
  3. As I said, I haven’t seen it. Do you want me to guess an opinion or something?

 

How did you feel, like really feel, at the end of La La Land?

  1. I felt an intoxicated high. Like I was drowning in a beautiful wave of art and emotion!
  2. Disappointed, bored, and relieved that it was over.
  3. It never ended because I never started it. I didn’t watch it, okay?

 

Why the fuck haven’t you watched it yet?

  1. I am a loser, okay?!

 

 

Results:

 

Mostly 1’s: YOU’RE RIGHT!

Congratulations! You won this quiz because you are smart enough to see ‘La La Land’ and smart enough to like it! Wanna sing “City of Stars” loudly in a public space with me?

 

Mostly 2’s: Okay, you have an opinion and it should be respected.

But you’re wrong.

 

Mostly 3’s: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Do you not know where any movie theaters are? Do you not have any friends in entertainment that will let you borrow their screeners? Has the aggressive tone of people telling you to watch La La Land ensured you that you will absolutely hate it? Why don’t you just watch it? Just watch it. Whether you are completely enthralled by it or it makes you want to die, it will change your life! LA LA LAND! OMFG LA LA LAND!

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