Great Fall Boots For Walking to Your Door When The Pizza Comes

Fake Uggs from 2006

Someone left those pink sequined Ugg knockoffs by the trash chute, and you’re not above a little nostalgia! Fake Uggs from the Bush administration say, “I don’t even care that I don’t care.” Show that cute neighbor heading down to take out his recycling while you fumble through your wallet to scrape together a few dollars tip that you’re definitely not, and never will be, sharing this pizza.