Fingering Techniques We Named After Horses

When exploring your partner’s body, remember that no good foreplay is without a little fingering named after horses. Here are some choice moves that we named after horses so that you, too, can be off to the races this year:

 

“The Appaloosa”

Every woman’s preferences are different when it comes to speed, clitoral stimulation, and overlaid coat pattern, much like the dignified Appaloosa. So don’t be afraid to try a few things out by responding to key moans of pleasure or whinnies of distress. With this move, you throw out the pony pinkie playbook and simply go with the foal. Ooh la long reining!

 

“The Thoroughbred”

This move is for the woman who likes a little dirty talk to enhance finger action. Whispering sweet nothings into her ear not only turns you on, but also engages her Thoroughbred sensitivity to reacting to sudden noises and spooks. Sensual stepper!

 

“The Andalusian”

With two lubricated fingers, go in and out of her vagina, back and forth at a rhythmic pace, like a purebred Andalusian executing a bridge over a series of hurdles. Sizzling saddle!

 

“The Mule”

For a woman with a larger vulva, gentle massaging of the longer labia minora before penetration into the vagina can induce waves of pleasure, like the gentle patting of a long mule ear before a harmonious “bray.” Hot horsey!

 

“The Mustang”

Kneeling in between her haunches, insert your index and middle finger deep, deep into her vagina, towards her erogenous zone, and move your fingers in a tickling motion. This is known as “finding the Gallup-spot” or “venturing out West.” (Also known as “the Manifest Destiny” when it involves butt stuff.) Mmm mama mare!

 

 

“The American Quarter Horse”

With just one lubricated finger, gently caress the clitoral hood in a circular motion – she’ll appreciate your subtlety and slow patience, much like American colonists appreciated the Quarter Horse for its compact and amicable nature when building ranches. This technique will let her know you care about her needs, and will show your willingness to settle on a ranch rather than use it for a one-night stand of which you never intend to call back or inquire about the crops. Steamy Stables!

 

“The Shetland Pony

While some may not consider it “fingering,” careful stroking of the labia in addition to the clitoris can reap great rewards in the pleasure department, like a Scot in a farmyard discovering for the first time that, while a tiny fat-legged pony is not technically a horse, it can still plow and cart twice its own body weight. Seeeeexy Stud!

 

With these simple fingering techniques named after horses, you’ll go from Pokey to Misty of Chincoteague in no time!

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