Film School Bros Who Might Be Fucking That Camera In Their Profile Picture

If Jason ever looked at a human being the way he looks at his Canon 5D, that person would call the police and Jason would be a sex offender. Once time Jason told a girl that he was dating that she couldn’t stay over because she was “too close to the equipment,” but we know what that really means: He probably rubs his dick against the camera lens when nobody’s looking. You go, Jason!