Father’s Day Gifts for the Man Who Has Everything But Doesn’t Think Women Should

Another Fucking Tie (Brooks Brothers, $79.50)

Or just get him a fucking tie again, who cares? Throw low-key shade by getting a red one that represents The Handmaid’s Tale and write tiny excerpts from the book in the lining. He’ll never notice because he only pays attention to what’s wrong with women’s outfits and bodies, and has never given a second thought to his own appearance.